HH

*Alastor bragging about how he knows over 200 ways*

I know more ways

*Alastor rolls his eyes* Oh really? What could possibly be more brutal than a quick and painless death?

*Alastor bragging about how he knows over 200 ways*

Molin:*walks in* how about playing the uno reverse card when a murderer is gonna kill u- Lolan:*stares at Molin* Haze:*starts laughing* HA! WTF WAS THAT!?

*everyone is looking at Molin* Alastor: You want me to use an uno reverse card on a murderer?

*Alastor bragging about how he knows over 200 ways*

put a pipe down there throat and put a rat in the pipe and close the top that way the rat eats the human to get out of the humans body

*Alastor goes pale and stops talking*

*Alastor bragging about how he knows over 200 ways*

What about this?

*Everyone turns to look at you, waiting to hear what you have to say*

*Alastor bragging about how he knows over 200 ways*

ha! I know 327, y'all talking about cutting hair right

Alastor: oh really? Then what's the first step?

*the insane one (me) walks in* you could glue an open jar of rats to someone's face then blowtorch the other side of the jar so they have to eat their way out through their face.