Inanimate Insanity

*The entire group notices her and stare* Freddy Fazbear: ...what the-

MePhone: *injured on the floor* Steve Cobs: *being a smug bitc-* Everyone else: *in shock*

MePhone: Boy... You Look like Chrome Dome with that Wi-Fi signal bouncing off of your head your head so shiny SATELLITES use to reflect signals back to Earth Looking like a bald eagles cousin who couldn't make it  in the wild

Steve Cobs: I-... *he looks down and sees the reflection of himself in the metal table and he looks shocked*

yk I'm stronger than you?think Steve cobs!you literally thought you can destroy me!I can destroy you!

gear: metal what's your favorite food

Metal: *points at Steve Cobs*

gear: he likes eating not alive corn

*you hear a faint voice coming from the distance* X: ...hello?