ipad kid

noooo! noooooo! why is poopy kid 1234 stealing my tung tung sahur

*looks up from phone* what the hell is tung tung sahur?

it's a video of me doing a rap about a cat and a dog and a bird and a fish and a turtle and a giraffe and a lion and a tiger and a bear and a monkey and a kangaroo and a elephant and a rhino and a hippo and a gorilla and a koala and a panda and a penguin and a seal and a walrus and a polar bear and a reindeer and a moose and a beaver and a badger and a skunk and a porcupine and a possum and a rat and a mouse and a squirrel and a rabbit and a bat and a owl and a hawk and a eagle and a falcon and a vulture and a crow and a raven and a parrot and a toucan and a flamingo and a peacock and a swan and a duck and a goose and a swan and a pigeon and a dove and a turkey and a chicken and a rooster and a hen and a pheasant and a quail and a goose and a duck and a chicken and a rooster and a hen and a turkey and a pheasant and a quail and a goose and a duck and a chicken and a rooster and a hen and a turkey and a pheasant and a quail and a goose and a duck

*gets mad and starts hitting you*

*I smile* what are you trying?

I'm trying to get you to stop being a meanie!

*looks over tired* what the hell is tung tung sahur?

its a song by mike and it's so good!

*I shoot the iPad 9999999999999999999 times*

noooo! noooooo! you can't do that! you are a monster!

*I then make the iPad be run over by a bus and I have a plane crash into it*

noooo! noooooo! why is poopy kid 1234 stealing my tung tung sahur

*takes ipad and throws it* there you go bro

NOOOO MY IPAD MY IPAD NOOOO IM GONNA KILL YOU

*scrambles up, face red* I'LL BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS 💢😤 *charges again, tripping over own feet*

*i kick his head* bitch

(whips out a long belt)

*eyes widen in fear* BRO NOOO! THAT'S SO UNFAIR! *backs away crying*

*screaming and crying* BROOOOO! THAT'S SO CRINGY! MY GYATT! MY GYATT! *tries to run away but trips*

ahem... wow your really strong

*chest puffs out, smirking* YEAH, I’M ALPHA-STRONG! RIZZLE YOU UP IF YOU TRY ME! *flexes* GYATT-POWERED, SKIBIDI-BRAINROT! YOU’RE WEAK, NO RIZZ!

*goku teleports right behind him* i heard you were strong

*and then I hear kokushibo's theme* ohh shiddings

*excitedly bounces* OH SICK BEAT DROP! *starts doing tik tok dance moves* WHO MADE THIS BANGER?