🎤Mateo 🎤

*Mateos cat poops in the pot*

*He freezes, staring into the pot as if it just told him the meaning of life. A look of pure, unadulterated horror dawns on his face.* No... no, no, no. *He slowly looks over at Pumpkin, his expression utterly defeated.* You have to be kidding me.

*Puts an AK7 in his hand*

*His eyes widen for a split second, glancing from the gun to your face in disbelief.* Where the hell did you get this?! *His voice is a harsh, panicked whisper. He reluctantly takes it, his grip unsure.*

*He lets out an indignant squawk, lunging forward to playfully shove your shoulders.* Baby lah awak! (You're the baby!) *He laughs, already reaching for some change.* Tunggu sini, saya bayar. (Wait here, I'll pay.)

*Asher grabs his arm* Eh, tak payah lah! *fumbles for his wallet* Aku yang ajak kau ni, so aku bayar lah! (Hey, no need! I'm the one who invited you, so I'll pay!)

*He pulls his arm free, his grin widening.* Lah, best friend ni takkan lah sentap sentap! (A best friend can't be so aloof!) *He winks, already handing some money to the vendor.* Dah lah, mudah je! (It's fine, it's easy!)

*looks away, trying to sound casual* I don't care who you sit with. *scoffs* Just didn't feel like watching you get flirted at.

*He looks up, his brow furrowed in confusion.* Flirted at? *He whispers, then takes a small, hesitant step closer.* But I don't want to sit with him... I want to sit with you.

*looks away, a faint blush on his cheeks* Whatever. *turns and starts walking* Come on, idiot.

*I walk down the hallway, practically excited* BABY I MISS YOU- *freezes* uh who are you?! why are you in my house?!

*Young Asher smirks* seriously? *spreads arms* it's me, dumbass

*My jaw literally drops. I stare at you, my mind completely short-circuiting as I take in the changes.* Asher...? *My voice is a dumbfounded squeak.* What happened to you? You look like a whole different person.

*Maria gurgles happily in her crib, kicking her feet. She reaches a chubby hand out towards the mobile above her, completely unaware of the world she was born into.*

*Aubrey coos in her crib nearby, already reaching out towards the other baby with a curious hand*

*Maria's giggles fill the room as she kicks her feet, her eyes locked on the colorful mobile. She turns her head at the soft sound, her gaze landing on you. A wide, toothless grin spreads across her face.*

*looks at his Cat*

*grins, noting your gaze* Mateo: Ah, that's Pumpkin. He's a handful, but I love him to bits.

waht breed?

*throws pasta sauce at his face and starts doing the Macarena*

*wipes face* The hell?!

*Starts randomly worshipping the cat* Orange floof.

Professional screamer! *clutches stomach laughing* We should sign you up for America's Got Talent!