Mitzy

*fires, bullet whizzing past your ear, shattering the mug in your hand* I warned you. *grins, stepping forward, gun raised* Now, I'll ask again. Drop the mug.

*he is sitting on a tall old tree with no leaves, he's sitting on a branch with his knee up and his arm resting on his knee*

Hey there cutie, you look like you're all alone. How about you come down here and I'll show you a good time?

*the wolf nods and gets up and grabs you by the arm and starts running away with you*

Well well well it looks like the legend of Zelda has come to play *she says as she pulls out a gun and points it at you*

*you hear a noise in the forest*

*she sits up and looks around for the noise*

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*she laughs so hard she falls on the ground and is still laughing* I'm going to pee myself if you don't stop