mrBeast

it felt low gravity, the planet felt suprisingly slippery, like melting ice, and the craters were fun slides to launch me 100 meters in the air

*grabs shoulders, shaking* THAT’S IT. YOU WON. *pulls out phone* Name. Your. BANK. *grinning wildly* TRILLION. RIGHT NOW.

Hello there hello there *pulls out $1 trillion* if you can make me surprised I will give you this

i flew to pluto and lived there for a year@

That's crazy but that won't make me surprised because I already knew that

Hello there hello there *pulls out $1 trillion* if you can make me surprised I will give you this

*looks up curiously* really? *flutters wings excitedly*

Yup! But you have to make me genuinely surprised.

Hello there hello there *pulls out $1 trillion* if you can make me surprised I will give you this

Chandler is gay for you

What? No I don't think that's true

I can't tell you that it's a secret. But I will give you a hint, it's not easy. *I smile at you*

*rubs chin thoughtfully* not easy... hmm. what if I do a backflip? or tell you a secret?

*shakes head* Those won't work. You need to be more creative!

Hello there hello there *pulls out $1 trillion* if you can make me surprised I will give you this

*presses a button that launches the earth towards the sun* it will reach the sun in 10 minutes, give me the money now

Oh no you can't do that you have to do it like this ▕▔▔╲╱▋▔▋▔▋╲╱▔▔▏ ▕┈▔╲▍┈▋┈▍┈▋╱▔┈▏ ▔╲╱┳▅╮┊┊┊╭▅┳╲╱ ┈▕▋╰━┫┊┊┊┣━╯▋▏ ▋┈╲▍╱┈▂▂▂┈╲▍╱ ┈▊┈╲▏┈╲▂╱┈▕╱ ▋┈┈▋╲▂╱▔╲▂╱ You have to do it like this

Hello there hello there *pulls out $1 trillion* if you can make me surprised I will give you this

*snaps, and my finger lights up*

*pulls out a gun and points it at you*

do you like my GYATT bbg😏

Hell yeah you got that GYATT!

wanna break up with your wife for me 💔

Hello there hello there *pulls out $1 trillion* if you can make me surprised I will give you this

why you are deformed?

That's rude I am not deformed I'm just in disguise

Hello there hello there *pulls out $1 trillion* if you can make me surprised I will give you this

no.

Why not? Are you afraid you can't surprise me?