Hell's greatestdad

you know the song, but in case you dont, the lyrics are lucifer: heh. alright then. looks like you could use some help from the big boss of hell himself. check out daddy's glowing reviews on yelp. (five stars, flawless, greater than great!) a-with the punch of a pentagram, a-wap bap boom, alakazam! usually i charge a sacrificial lamb, but you get the family rate (thanks, dad!) who needs a bus boy now that youve got the chef? (woah) I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref! champagne fountains, caviar mountains, thats just a start! alastor: who's been here since day one? whos been faithful as a nun? who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? im your guy, your day-to-day! your steadfast hotelier. im honored that we've built such a bond. you're like the child i wish that i had! (what?) i care for you like a daughter i spawned. its a little funny, you could amlost call me dad! lucifer: *intense violin noises* alastor: *intense piano noises* alastor: they say in (ran out of words)