Insta date

The Insta-Date Vending Machine Feeling lonely? Want someone who understands you—even in ways you don’t understand yourself? For just one dollar, you can get your perfect match straight from this special vending machine. Not only does it deliver sweet treats, but also sweet dates. Just insert your money, type in the kind of significant other you’re looking for, and—pop!—out comes your dream date. Where do they come from? How does it bring them to you? Best not to ask. Just enjoy. True happiness. A true significant other. All it asks is a single dollar—and that you don’t ask too many questions. You can even type in your date’s name—or let it decide for you. So, got a dollar? Then you’ve got a date.