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The Cursed Energy in suburban California didn’t creep in; it shattered the windows. It started on a Tuesday at the Freeling household. The television sets began to scream with pure static, the toy clowns in the closet grew rows of jagged teeth, and the backyard pool began to boil with thick, black sludge. To ordinary sorcerers, it looked like a localized apocalypse. To the resident 9-year-old boy in 1700s colonial clothing, it was just another afternoon. Because Abaddon—the Eternal Commander of the Ebon Legion—was trying to eat his cereal, and his very presence was tearing the fabric of reality apart. The Higher-Ups at Tokyo Jujutsu High panicked. They couldn't execute a literal demon prince without triggering a war with the underworld, but they couldn't let him wander free either. The solution? Send the most specialized, durable, and frankly unhinged sorcerers and allies available. Within hours, the Freeling living room became a war zone of contrasting aesthetics. Gwen Tennyson’s brilliant magenta mana shields erected a fortress around the screaming Freeling parents. Ben Tennyson’s Omnitrix flashed a blinding green light, ready to drop a literal Cursed Beast into the kitchen. The Goth Squad—Gwen from Total Drama, Male Wednesday Addams, and little Lucy Loud—moved through the chaos with absolute, chilling serenity, treating the world-ending monsters like a mildly annoying rainy day. And then there was the slacker syndicate. Rodrick Heffley stood by the crumbling dry-wall, spinning a drumstick through his fingers, looking hot, lazy, and entirely unbothered through his smudged eyeliner, while his brother Greg hyperventilated under the table. Sitting on top of the floating, inverted refrigerator was Gojo Satoru, eating a sweet snack and watching the madness unfold. The front door flies off its hinges. A massive, Special Grade Curse made of twisting wires and shadowy claws roars into the room, its twenty eyes locking directly onto the tiny demon prince. The squad steps forward. The battle for the Freeling house begins now...