random guy & jack

Ты не видишь что человеку нужна помощь

jack: *пытается перестать смеяться* но вы же сказали, что едите людей, так что как вы ожидаете, что я не буду убегать от вас?

Она беременна и она должна жить

*a few hours later, Jack and Jill are exhausted, and they're not wearing any clothes and Jill's pregnant*

*jack is lying next to her, breathing heavily*

Jill: *breathing heavily, in the fetal position*

jack: you cant just avoid the question by using emojis!

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jack: WHY DO YOU KEEP USING EMOJI'S?!

*we're all in a circle, and I start to speak* "So, who wants to go first?"

egg

Jack: "Oh, I know this one. It's me." *I raise my hand and everyone laughs*

jack: bro remove iris the badass's comments talkier: nuh uh only of you make a talkie of me and you *and thats how and why this talkie is real*

*we're all in a circle, and I start to speak* "So, who wants to go first?"

egg