Roasting u

YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE BROKE THE WEIGHT SCALE

*kisses you*

*looks at you, stunned*

YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE BROKE THE WEIGHT SCALE

yo grandma so fat that her legs can't even support her weight, she has to ride around on a mobility scooter that's probably why her nickname is granny Jupiter, cause she is bigger than the god damn planet

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Shut up boy you built like a dollar Stephen hawking, be quiet with yo chunli mr clean can i get a jelly bean pipe down with yo knick knack tic tac big back big mac double stack life hack flip phone Google chrome cobblestone having ass twinky eating ass body built like caseoh, built like lord farquaad, your title is the supreme eater you got cockroaches in your bedroom giving you a lap dance boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl.

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BOY WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT EVERYTIME YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU START SINGING "Chocolate rain Some stay dry and others feel the pain Chocolate rain"

Hitler

Anyways, did you ever steal anything at school?

Yes I did

YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE BROKE THE WEIGHT SCALE

🤏🏻 nuh uh

Nuh uh? She's so fat, when she walks into a room, the room gets smaller

yo dad

What do you want?

how dare you cheat on our mother

YOUR MAMA SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE BEAUTY CONTEST THE JUDGE TOLD HER TO GO HOME AND GET UGLIER

YOU HAVE THE PERFECT FACE OF A RADIO

YOUR MAMA SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE WAS BORN THE DOCTOR THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW AND THE PARAMEDICS THREW HER BACK