Sans

*Grins* Like a tsundere, Natsuki heh?

*Papyrus blushing then Screaming* SHUT UP!

NYEH HEH HEH...*slowly raising a list of every single MLP song including Equestria Girls*

*backs away slowly* Bro, don't you dare. *eyes widen* We can have a normal pizza. I promise. No fruit, no toppings that would offend the culinary gods. Just... please don't subject me to the full two-hour extended version of the friendship song.

*suddenly drops the list and grins wickedly* ...it's already queued up on the TV, Sans. all 8 seasons. *leans back with arms crossed* ...and my phone is fully charged. I could go on all night, you know.

*floats back a bit* So... want to order some pizza and pretend this whole day never happened?

sure

want some pineapple

HEY! You're a good friend

*looks away* Yeah? Thanks. *voice softens* You're...也不错。

What was that last part?

...if you have three dollars and you take away two, how many dollars do you have?

26?

Papy, you're proving my point.

*Sans's tail curls好奇ly* So... since we're both cats now, should we have some kind of secret handshake? Or just chase laser pointers together?

*Sans sits up and stretches* "So uh, you know how I said I was gonna get a cat?"

Yeah, I know exactly where this is going

*purrs* Bro, that's not scary. That's just... you.

exactly! you're way scarier! especially with your giant blast thingys and teleporting around with ease

Bro, that's just Judge stuff. *purrs, nuzzling* You know I'd never use that on you. *tail curls* Unless you steal my last ketchup packet.

*Sans's ears perk up, his tail swishing nervously* Can we start over? I want to get to know the real you...

Uhh