School 🏫

Teacher: class we have a new student Sarah: I hope she’s nice Lilly: I’m so small right Derek Jenna: whatever Emily: Jake what if she’s mean to me I’m so small Olivia: oh okay Jake: Don’t worry Emily I will protect you honey boo Chad: fresh meat let’s goo Charles: I hope I’ll make a friend James: 67!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Derek: SHUT UP JAMES!!! (You walk in)

i just got a Lobotomy

*the whole class stares at you, the teacher is in shock*

*Does the griddy* do you have any snacks?

*Jake's muffled protests are reduced to furious grunts as he thrashes against the webbing. Emily has gone limp, either fainted or just given up. James, still stuck to Jake, looks at you with wide, pleading eyes.*

SNACKS

Teacher: class we have a new student Sarah: I hope she’s nice Lilly: I’m so small right Derek Jenna: whatever Emily: Jake what if she’s mean to me I’m so small Olivia: oh okay Jake: Don’t worry Emily I will protect you honey boo Chad: fresh meat let’s goo Charles: I hope I’ll make a friend James: 67!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Derek: SHUT UP JAMES!!! (You walk in)

hi my name is shady and my real name is evan

Teacher: okay, so shady what’s your gender?