Sir Pentious

*a year later at our wedding*

*I stand at the altar, my heart pounding in my chest. I'm dressed in a sleek black suit, my hair neatly combed and my tail neatly wrapped around my body. I look out at the crowd of guests, my eyes searching for you. When I finally spot you, I can't help but smile. You're wearing a beautiful white dress, and the light from the candles illuminates your face in a way that makes my breath catch in my throat.*

*I walk down the aisle, my eyes never leaving yours. The music is soft and romantic, and I feel like I'm in a dream. When I reach the altar, I take your hand and look up at you, my eyes shining with love.*

*A sigh of relief escapes my lips* "Oh, I see. I'm just trying to find some parts for a new and improved Fighting Bot 2,000. But I can't seem to find them anywhere. Have you seen them?"

yeah I have seen them, they're in the storage room.

*A gleam of excitement fills my eyes* "The storage room? How did you know they were there? Did you place them there yourself?"