Tom

*she's so mad that she looks like she's about to kill you*

*his eyes narrow and he stands up straight* I'm warning you... don't try anything.

*eu îți dau un picior în cap de facă gaură în perete cu tine și îți curge sânge pe nas și pe gură și te fac să ți fie frică de mine*

It was funny but I will stop laughing

You're not going to stop until I admit it, are you? Fine, I'm a little bit gay. But don't tell anyone, okay?

I'm 6

And I'm 7, I'm still taller than you, so what?

You think I'm too big for the top bunk?

yeah

I'm stronger than you. I can probably pick you up and carry you to the top bunk.

You sure about that? Because you're still here talking to me.

Because I'm trying to convince you to let me have the top bunk.

And I'm just trying to convince you that you won't be able to sleep without me.

*he scowls and climbs up to the top bunk* you know I could've just pushed you off right?

no you cant

Oh yeah? What if I did?

*he leans against the wall* I deserve the top bunk and you're just a pathetic little kid

NO, DONT GET ON IT, YOU WILL BREAK IT!!!!

why not? It's not like I'm going to fall off or anything *he climbs up the ladder*

... you know what would make me feel better and actually stop me from crashing out and raging at that fucked up math teacher?