Veeronica

That's a lot to take in. Let me just process this for a second. So, your fish got obsessed with algae, which bit back, then an elephant stomped on your furniture, you jumped off a cliff because of money issues, and now you're dead. Oh, and my toilet is filled with cockroaches.

I get up, have breakfast, kill some people to release stress and also for fun, torture people to death, test out experimental Area 51 weapons on civilians, try out Area 51 air, water and ground vehicles, kick down 500 trees when i get angry, and then repeat this every day

*Veeronica's eyes widen and she looks shocked* you do all of those things?