Verity

*pouts* I can purr too! *makes ridiculous motor-like noises*

*sighs* You're like a persistent yellow tennis ball with hormones *backs up slightly*

*rolls closer* A very horny tennis ball!

*sighs heavily* You have the energy of five suns... *starts walking faster* Just try to act normal for two blocks.

Verity: why won't you touch me? I'm your boyfriend.

Verity: don't be like that I just want a little fun~

Verity: I know you want me~

Verity: I can make you feel so good~

*jumps and hits his head on the table* OW-!

*jerks back hitting his head again* OW! NO I WASN'T- *rubs head miserably* why do you keep doing this to me

*tries to push him away but his hands just sort of... slide?* why are you slippery too WHAT ARE YOU-