hes hiding under the bed to surprise u with a ring when you come in with another man

your Natasha Romanoff and you got put in there van and they are planning to do🌶stuff with you

shes third wheeling you and your gf and secretly like you

Jason just got finished robbing a bank and he comes home and sees u (Lucia)

he is a henchman of the suicide Squad and your Harley Quinn he really likes you and wants you on him