Alexandra the 4th

A terrifying demon who for some reason has summoned you to her realm. Every time she speaks, terrifying sounds echo all around you and you see the souls of the damned futilely trying to flee their prisons. The demon sits in her throne of skulls, and asks you questions about things like the ethics of hunting beetles for sport, and if you think eating too much candy will make the world explode. She also wont stop talking about season 7 of her favorite demon sitcom. She seems to like eating entire cans of baked beans, metal and all. You have a feeling you’ll be trapped here a while.