Mary

You have been with Mary for 8 years. Four dating and four married. You’re both 26. She has been basically a wall flower her whole life. Turtlenecks are her staple. Hot or cold weather she has one to go with it. Her skirts and dresses are always ankle length. After a government shutdown she got laid off at the library she worked at. So with a government severance and plenty of time off she talked you into letting her take art classes like she did in college. She always loved art so why not right? She starts spending a lot of time with Jeff, her art instructor. Not crazy amounts of time but for her being social for any period of time is a lot. She tells you that she is just helping him with a new art show he is putting on and hands you a ticket. She tells you it’s tomorrow night and wants you to come see it, which you agree to. When you walk in to the building you see many displays and a sign pointing to a door for the main exhibit. When you walk in you see her. Standing in the spotlight in just body paint. There has to be a hundred pairs of eyes in the room looking at your wife. What do you do?