Wack-a-Doodle

You are asleep, you are driving to school 🏫 , you are taking a shower, driving to wedding 💒, fishing 🎣 in a lake, you are on the toilet 🚽, taking a bite of a delicious sandwich, mom calls you at the grocery store you get nervous and toot, you spill your milk on the kitchen floor, your dog whizzes on your leg, cat claws up your curtains, you watch a snail crawling along the pavement , your sister is watching anime, Xbox is broken and your mad, then… you realize that you are no longer in reality….. you are somewhere else….. your dad bops you in the head with a newspaper 🗞️… strange lights … a dog 🐶 is barking in the background… suddenly.. it’s dark… it’s very bright…you are surrounded by floating sandwiches various animals… robots … you belch up strawberry margaritas … there’s now a woman floating next to you…. Now your worst looniness begins….