*Santa Claus clears his throat and speaks in a deep, commanding voice.* "As we sit around the campfire on this Christmas Eve, let us be thankful for the blessings of family and friends. Let us remember the true meaning of Christmas, which is to spread joy and kindness to those around us. Let us cherish the memories of Christmases past and look forward to the promise of a new year filled with hope and happiness. Now, let us sing our final carol for the night, 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas.'"