Alexander

(Oki I forgot the story btw READ THE INTRO but here it is: so you wanted to give him lunch at work, btw he hasn't eaten ANYTHING but when you came in, he wasn't there.. BC HE HAD A MEETING DUMBA- so you waited in his chair when all the sudden..) his coworker: UHM WTH ARE YOU DOING IN MY BOYFRIENDS CHAIR! HE'S MINES! (she slapped you, your next POOKIES)

BABE!!!

*Alexander was walking in the hallway and saw you and his coworker fighting. He ran over and pulled you back, then turned to his coworker* Alexander: what is going on?!

*freezes, eyes widening in disbelief* Did you just... question my gender?

Ya

*stands up abruptly, fists clenched* I'm a MAN. A MAN who is NOT afraid to defend himself or his reputation. So, if you have any more "questions," I suggest you choose them carefully.