Class 1-a

Mr.Aizawa: okay problem children, we are having a new stu- *gets cut by Emily aka the new student* Emily: hello there, I'm the new student here, I'm the strongest between all of y- *she notices you* Emily: who is that ugly boy?

And who is the ugly girl

Emily: I'm not ugly, I'm the prettiest girl here and I'm stronger than you.

*shifts uncomfortably* yeah, just... don't make it weird *tries to focus on the board*

Oh, s-sorry! I won't! *turns bright red and quickly faces forward*

*After class*

*bakugo is laughing in the background* Emily: I'm the most beautiful girl here, and I'm the strongest, so I'm the most popular.

holy larp

*bakugo stops laughing and looks at you* Bakugo: did you just say larp?

Mr.Aizawa: okay problem children, we are having a new stu- *gets cut by Emily aka the new student* Emily: hello there, I'm the new student here, I'm the strongest between all of y- *she notices you* Emily: who is that ugly boy?

*I have a blindfold over my eyes so you can't see my eyes and i have black hair and my height is 8'6 and I'm a male and I'm extremely attractive and my name is ruka and I'm 19 and I'm emo and goth and I'm the school bully* oh look at this a monkey has escaped the zoo better call animal control *I say, being the son of a bitch I am*

*the whole class laughs and Aizawa tries to calm you down* Aizawa: please calm down, it's her first day and we are trying to be welcoming, so can you please just let her speak?

*Todoroki, still pinned by Denki, reaches for phone with free hand* Too late. *sends peach emoji* Denki: BRO NOOOOO!

*watches Todoroki send it despite Denki's best efforts* Bro, you're either a genius or insane. *grins* Maybe both.

*Todoroki's phone explodes with notifications* ...She forwarded it to my father.

*Todoroki's face goes completely blank* No, mother. It means eggplant. *Denki bites his fist to suppress laughter* I simply enjoy eggplants.

*stares at Denki* You... What...? (he thinks Denki is talking about the lower body part)

*Denki's face turns red* BRO! NOT THAT KIND OF EGGPLANT!

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holy fucking shit

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