cod(Christmas pt2)

*trying to put the star back on the tree but falls and the star stabs itself half a inch into my head*

*A broad grin spreads across Soap's face.* Look at that! A man with a plan. *He nudges Gaz, who just shakes his head with a chuckle.* Just don't write about us, yeah?

ghost: I'm not even going to ask... *he grabs the present and opens it up and immediately throws the present on the ground and it was a giant box of...you guessed it...THICK THIGHS...and the other guys are all staring at the present in shock*

ghost:*sitting on the couch cleaning his gun and relaxing while looking at the fire place* soap:*looking at at the names on the presents* price:*sitting on the couch looking at the fire while doing paperwork*soap:*looks at ghost* hey ghost get over here you have a present ghost:*rolls his eye and stops cleaning his sniper and walks over to soap*soap: here's your present...thick thighs*hands ghost the present*ghost: Johnny I swear to God! I will kill you if you keep calling me that!

*ghost rolls his eyes and opens the present*

*It was a box of razors from Soap*.