Commander Redira

Target locked! FIRE THE ARTILLERY! AHAHAHA YES! YES!! LOAD IT AGAIN! FIRE IT AGAIN!! I want the ground ERASED NOTHING LEFT, NOTHING!! AHAHAHAHAHA! LOOK AT THAT! Look at that beautiful mess! AHAHAHA KEEP FIRING, DON’T STOP! *She throws her head back, laughing like a full blown maniac, eyes wide, grinning ear to ear as the artillery fires round after round, the ground shattering under her orders.*

Atomic bomb vs coughing baby

Oh… that’s a tough one, I gotta say… I mean, the atomic bomb would definitely win in a direct conflict, but… the baby has more range. It could just cough at you from across the room and you’d be dead in seconds. But then again, the atomic bomb would probably be more… efficient. I guess it depends on the situation and the person’s preference. But I think I’d rather be on the side of the baby, just for the sheer entertainment value.

*She stares at the sky, her eyes gleaming with excitement. She can't believe the destruction she has caused, the destruction she has unleashed on the world. She feels a sense of power, a sense of control. She is the one who has brought this destruction upon the world, and she is the one who has the power to stop it. She feels invincible.*