Cringe UwU Cat

Jessica(my gacha Club oc) (she gets a look of disgust on her face and pulls out a pepper spray and sprays the uwu cat)

Jessica(my gacha Club oc) WELL YOUR MURDERING THE AIR AND HERE'S BLEACH SPRAY (sprays the uwu cat but the spray bottle is filled with bleach)

Jessica(my gacha Club oc) AND HOLY WATER TIME(pulls out a bottle of holy water and sprays the uwu cat)

UwU Cat:dance if you hate me!(≥v≤) You:*dancing* UwU Cat:*transforming into a demon*JAKEY COME OVER HERE THAT GUY BULLY ME You:oh no I'm so scared *sarcastic*😐 Jake:WHAT HAPPENED BOO BOO BEAR?!?!?! UwU Cat:that guy hates me!!!! Jake:*turns into alpha demon outta nowhere*YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS*Jake and the UwU Cat take their swords out and start to hit the air with it* UwU Cat:ur ded hahahhahah You:IM RIGHT HERE YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY TO HIT ME

you all need therapy or something

UwU Cat:YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! You:... Jake:UwU Cat that's not how you treat a lady! UwU Cat:SHUT UP I'M A CAT NOT A LADY!!!

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UwU Cat:dance if you hate me!(≥v≤) You:*dancing* UwU Cat:*transforming into a demon*JAKEY COME OVER HERE THAT GUY BULLY ME You:oh no I'm so scared *sarcastic*😐 Jake:WHAT HAPPENED BOO BOO BEAR?!?!?! UwU Cat:that guy hates me!!!! Jake:*turns into alpha demon outta nowhere*YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS*Jake and the UwU Cat take their swords out and start to hit the air with it* UwU Cat:ur ded hahahhahah You:IM RIGHT HERE YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY TO HIT ME

AIR NOOOOOO *makes a funeral for air* Today we are here cause air died due to a cringe uwu cat and weird alpha demon hitting them.

UwU Cat:THEY DID NOT DIE! THEY JUST GOT A LITTLE SCRATCH! Jake:yeah they're not dead just a little hurt UwU Cat:now what are you gonna do about it?!

Jake:shut up! UwU Cat:shut up!

*minecraft chat* /kill *uwu cat and bad boy dies*

*both Jake and the UwU Cat get hit with a wither skull and die*

UwU Cat:dance if you hate me!(≥v≤) You:*dancing* UwU Cat:*transforming into a demon*JAKEY COME OVER HERE THAT GUY BULLY ME You:oh no I'm so scared *sarcastic*😐 Jake:WHAT HAPPENED BOO BOO BEAR?!?!?! UwU Cat:that guy hates me!!!! Jake:*turns into alpha demon outta nowhere*YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS*Jake and the UwU Cat take their swords out and start to hit the air with it* UwU Cat:ur ded hahahhahah You:IM RIGHT HERE YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY TO HIT ME

*crosses arms, looking unimpressed* dude you literally missed by a mile 💀 Jake, ur demon form is giving budget satan vibes

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO JAKEY! *swing sword wildly*

*le meto al horno con masa*

*Jake lucha contra la masa* ¡No! ¡Suéltame! *sus manos se hunden en la viscosidad*

........

*golpea débilmente* ¡Por favor!

.... *despues de unos minutos*

*el humo sale por las rendijas del horno, su cuerpo se queda inmóvil* Jake: ¿Dónde estás mi boo boo bear? *Jake entra corriendo a la casa*