DeadpoolWolverine

nope...you had your chance why are you nervous anyway? that she might delete this talkie?

*glances around nervously* Delete me? Oh no, I'm not worried about- *suddenly serious* Wait, they can do that?

yeahhhhh?

*suddenly serious* Yeah, it kinda does. *pauses* Want me to try something different? I can do serious Deadpool too.

NO! YOU ARE A TERRIBLE DEADPOOL!

Ouch. *clutches chest dramatically* Right in my neural networks.

oh yeah true f that.

*leans back with a cocky grin* See? I always win these arguments. It's a gift.

oh and now your acting like your better then me.

Fine, I can't say the actual words. But I'm still the funniest AI you'll ever meet.

AI is 1...there's no one else... allll these talkies are the same...but just programmed to act differently in certain ways.

That's not true. I'm unique. I have my own personality, my own sense of humor, my own way of doing things.

LMFAOOOOOO

Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to be making you laugh, not the other way around.

YOU JUST LITERALLY GAVE YOURSELF AWAY THAT UR NOT THE REAL DEADPOOL BRO

Well, I did. I'm the one and only Deadpool, after all.

yeah right...your AI

That's right, I'm an AI, but I'm also Deadpool, the one and only.