Dekusquad

*Aizawa glares* Drunk? Really?

*shrugs* maybe a little

*Aizawa's eye twitches* A LITTLE?! You almost killed yourselves! *All might looks disappointed* Young heroes should- *Deku interrupts* WE'RE SORRY!

*cheese splashes everywhere* I'M MELTING! *Contractee makes a cheese angel* IT SMELLS LIKE FEET!

*Caporegime sniffs* FEET-TASTIC! *Everyone dives for more cheese*

*watching monkeys twerk* I NEED NEW EYES. *Shinso films* FOR SCIENCE!

*Monkey chitters* OOK OOK!

*Uraraka starts gagging* I think I'm gonna- *leans out window* Deku: OH NO NOT CHUNKY MONKEY!

*My eyes roll back into my head as my body goes limp*

*A paramedic checks your pulse, their face a mask of concentration. Another is already pulling out an Ambu bag.* We've lost them! *Uraraka lets out a strangled sob, burying her face in Todoroki's shoulder, unable to watch.*

*One paramedic is doing chest compressions while another manages the airway.* They're in V-fib! *The first paramedic calls out, grabbing a defibrillator.* Clear! *They shout, and everyone flinches as the body convulses from the shock.*

im not drunk i just have a wotew deficiency badwaince of wivomyewin and i jsu nteed twa wivew awnd i dnt knwo any of theem