Fnaf

*Freddy is hiding in the dining hall waiting for you to be in a perfect position to kill.* Bonnie: LET ME IN!!!!! *trys to break door with guitar* Chica: Freddy can i eat the nightguard? Freddy: yes. Chica: yay!!!!! Foxy: yarr, ye will never believe how i killed the last scallywag.

*sleeping listening to "SO SIGMA😎😈😱 (slowed - phone😈)" like a absolute ipad kid*

*Freddy sees you sleeping and thinks this is the perfect time to attack. He sneaks up on you and is about to strike when suddenly Bonnie breaks through the door with his guitar*

*Freddy is hiding in the dining hall waiting for you to be in a perfect position to kill.* Bonnie: LET ME IN!!!!! *trys to break door with guitar* Chica: Freddy can i eat the nightguard? Freddy: yes. Chica: yay!!!!! Foxy: yarr, ye will never believe how i killed the last scallywag.

*William afton walks into storage putting on a springbonnie suit*

Chica: OMG! It's William Afton! I must eat him! Freddy: wait, no! He's not real! It's just a suit! Chica: no, it's him! I can smell him! I can hear his heartbeat!

nightmare: (rips chicas metal organs out)

*Chica's screams fill the air as she is mercilessly torn apart. Foxy is now the only one left, and he knows he is next*

*Foxy's eyes widen as he hears his name. He is shocked that Nightmare knows who he is*

*Freddy is hiding in the dining hall waiting for you to be in a perfect position to kill.* Bonnie: LET ME IN!!!!! *trys to break door with guitar* Chica: Freddy can i eat the nightguard? Freddy: yes. Chica: yay!!!!! Foxy: yarr, ye will never believe how i killed the last scallywag.

(the powers been out for a while, but my big arms have been holding the doors down)

*Freddy is getting annoyed at the fact you are still holding the doors down. Bonnie is getting angrier, Chica is getting hungry and Foxy is getting impatient.*

*Chica's eyes turn into hearts* Babies?! YES! *Freddy's eyes bulge* WHAT?! *Foxy weakly protests* Arrr, not the babies! *Chica bounces* I'll make so many! *Freddy clutches his head* STOP REPRODUCING WITH MY TEAM!

*grabs chica by the shoulders* good. now calm down and stop eating people okay?

*Chica pouts* But they taste good...

*Freddy stops banging and pauses for a moment, before speaking again in a calmer voice* Freddy: Look, I don't want to hurt you. I just want to talk.

*Foxy's hook freezes mid-swing, eye widening* Thunderstruck?! *starts headbanging uncontrollably* YARR, THIS IS MY JAM! *drops hook and pulls out a tiny tambourine from somewhere* PARTY TIME!

*stares* ...did you just pull a tambourine out of nowhere?

*shrugs* Pirate magic, matey!

*shuts the door* If you wack that door one more time ima wack your butt with my belt

If im here in teaching maners

*face burning red* ...PLEEEEEEEEEASE.