Han

*I look at my phone* thats when my uncle threw a coke can at me that had beer in it and it nearly hit me but instead it broke my nanny's window and my whole family was there and my brother instantly snapped and bought me inside..if it didnt miss id be dead.

gay

Gay for you, actually. *grins* Deal with it.

*pulls back with an exaggerated pout, bottom lip jutting out* Fine! So unreasonable! *flops dramatically onto the bed beside her, throwing an arm over his eyes* But you're just going to have to endure my suffering in the meantime *peek at her through his fingers* You're really going to make me wait? *sits up suddenly, grabbing her hands* I'll be the best husband ever! I'll bring you breakfast in bed and cuddle you every night and- *voice cracks* just think how cute our wedding pictures would be!

Girls are drama. You're probably gonna blast music at 3 AM and have your boyfriend over every night. *finally puts phone down and sits up* I was promised a male roommate.

*crosses arms* wow, real mature. and for the record, I don't even have a boyfriend because I'm lesbian