Hero

*stares, speechless for once* You... *voice barely audible* You're such an idiot.

*laughs softly* Yeah, I am. *doesn't move away* But you're still here, aren't you?

*trembles slightly* I hate you so much right now.

*kisses them through happy tears*

Research?! *grabs their collar* Don't push it, villain.

*grins wickedly* Or what? You'll kiss me again?

*pulls them down by the collar, kissing them hard* I said don't push it. *breathes against their lips*

*She lets out a sharp hiss of pain, her eyes widening for a moment before narrowing with pure fury. The katana slashes across your shoulder.* You're going to regret that so much.

You want to know what people love more than a hero? *My metal arm deflects it, and I shoot her in the head* To watch them fall, die trying.