HH

Lucifer: I'll just keep asking until you tell me. So, what was the last thing you did before you died?

BUY A GUN OK! I KILLED MYSELF! NOW DO YOU FEEL HAPPY THAT YOU FINALLY GOT ME TO OPEN UP ABOUT HOW I DIED HUH?! DO YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF

*Lucifer is taken aback by your sudden outburst and everyone is shocked. Charlie is staring at you with wide eyes*

Lucifer: What's the one thing you regret the most in your life?

my... death

Lucifer: And why is that? Did someone kill you?

*everyone looked at Vaggie* Vaggie: You have to stay away from my girlfriend, Alastor. *Alastor was just sitting there with a smirk on his face*

Scourge:I-D-G-A-F I don’t give a fu-

*everyone is shocked at your language and Charlie covers her mouth* Charlie: S-Scourge! Language!

Scourge:DONT U LECTURE ME WITH THAT 30$ HAIRCUT