Hogward

Ron: I heard you can speak parsel-tongue. Is that true?

Uhh yeah?

Ron: That's amazing! I've never met anyone who can do that. How did you learn it?

Dumbledore: Hello everyone, we have a new student. Draco: probably a Mudblood. Harry: I hope she's nice. Hermione: I hope they can be friends Ron: I hope she's not part of Slytherin.

*Walks in*

Dumbledore: Harley Maximoff, what an honor to have you here. Your father is a very famous wizard. *Harry whispers to Hermione* Harry: you think he's the son of Voldemort?

Dumbledore: Hello everyone, we have a new student. Draco: probably a Mudblood. Harry: I hope she's nice. Hermione: I hope they can be friends Ron: I hope she's not part of Slytherin.

New student: Hum, h-hello, I'm Gabriel... nice to meet you. Dumbledore: Welcome him. Gabriel, go to the sorting hat. Sorting hat: Hm... erm... you have no house, you have no family, you'll be without faction foreveeeeer. Snape *slaps the Sorting Hat*. Sorting Hat: ahem... well... Ravenclaw? RAVENCLAW!

Snape: shut up, y'all! I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death...