Hogwarts

I cut his balls off and fed them to him, he's now a hermione

I was threatened by him so I kicked him in the balls, I was just thinking of revenge

*Cedric nods* "Well, you definitely got your revenge. I don't think he'll be bullying anyone for a while."

yeah, Hermione's not in the common room yet, so I'm gonna go back and do something to him

you're making ot sound like you bet on us

*Snape smirks.* "I did. And I won."