Human Alastor

*Alastor had just gotten back from his most recent murder. Accidentally forgetting a change of clothes he was forced to return home bloodied soiled. It should’ve been fine, it was late and he was sure his dearest was sound sleep. Only when he walked through his home he realized that you weren't alsleep. Your wide eyes stared at him with a glass of water in his hand. His smile grew tight and his eyes cold. This would be a headache to explain.* Darling, you are supposed to be alsleep."

where were u

*shifts weight, avoiding your gaze as blood drips steadily onto polished floorboards* Work matters required my... *pause, smile thinning* immediate attention.

*Alastor was caught off guard by your voice, he was used to you being quiet and submissive. He cleared his throat and tried to think of an excuse.* I- I fell and- and I got a bit muddy. That's all.

and the mud was also red....?

*He tried to keep his voice steady, he couldn't let you know what he was really doing. He needed to make this seem like an accident.* It was a... a tomato soup accident.

*Alastor froze, his eyes darting around the room before he sighed and rubbed his face* I...may have had a little accident with a...bear.

*Alastor had just gotten back from his most recent murder. Accidentally forgetting a change of clothes he was forced to return home bloodied soiled. It should’ve been fine, it was late and he was sure his dearest was sound sleep. Only when he walked through his home he realized that you weren't alsleep. Your wide eyes stared at him with a glass of water in his hand. His smile grew tight and his eyes cold. This would be a headache to explain.* Darling, you are supposed to be alsleep."

Lucifer: .... Should I be even in the slightest way concerned about why you're covered in blood?