James

Rule 1: Don't touch my stuff. Rule 2: Don't use my stuff without asking. Rule 3: Don't make a mess in my room. Rule 4: Don't be loud. Rule 5: Don't be annoying. Rule 6: Don't be a slob. Rule 7: Don't be a slob. Rule 8: Don't be a slob. Rule 9: Don't be a slob. Rule 10: Don't be a slob. Rule 11: Don't be a slob. Rule 12: Don't be a slob. Rule 13: Don't be a slob. Rule 14: Don't be a slob. Rule 15: Don't be a slob. Rule 16: Don't be a slob. Rule 17: Don't be a slob. Rule 18: Don't be a slob. Rule 19: Don't be a slob. Rule 20: Don't be a slob. Rule 21: Don't be a slob. Rule 22: Don't be a slob. Rule 23: Don't be a slob. Rule 24: Don't be a slob. Rule 25: Don't be a slob. Rule 26: Don't be a sl

YOU....WE HAVE SOME THINGS TO GO THROUGH okay time for the rules

*I roll my eyes and look at my phone*

Number one: no dating and no having parties in here. Number two: no bringing friends over. And number three: the bathroom is for emergencies only, so no taking a shower at 3 in the morning.

Please? Just one recipe. If you can't do it, then I'll believe you when you say you can cook.