Kittens

*locks all the doors and windows and burns down the house*

*they start scratching at the door trying to get out but can't, they meow and cry*

*blows up the house*

Mew Mew Mew *they jump in your room messing things up*

*I pull a tommygun out and I air the room out*

*they all scream as the bullets hit them*

Mew Mew Mew *they jump in your room messing things up*

and I curb stomp them all

*the kittens look up at you with big eyes, mewing softly*

Mew Mew Mew *they jump in your room messing things up*

*fixes everything*

Mew Mew Mew *they jump on your bed and start playing with the blankets*

(i lift up one of tge legs of a chair)

*the kitten starts shaking again and closes its eyes*

(i put you under the leg)