Koni

*They both look up at the doctor, their hearts pounding in their chests. They're both filled with hope and excitement, and they're both waiting to hear what the doctor has to say.*

*the doctor smiles, holding the baby out to them* "Congratulations, you have a healthy baby girl."

*They both look at the baby, their hearts filled with joy. They can't believe that they're finally parents. They both reach out to take the baby, their hands shaking. They both look at each other, their eyes shining with tears of joy.* "She's perfect."

if you touch you suck

*bites lip* Then I'll suck it.

okau

*Koni looks away* I'm happy being naked. I feel more comfortable that way.

*stops walking* Actually, there's something I need to tell you first.

*heart skips* What is it?

*gets on one knee* Koni, will you marry me?

You're not even listening to me. Can we just talk?

no

*She gets angry* You're being so selfish. I'm trying to tell you how I feel and you're just ignoring me.

*She covers her face with her hands, embarrassed* "It's nothing, I'm just... I just think you're really cute, okay? And I was wondering if maybe... you'd want to go on a date with me?"

*Koni is being bombarded by people, she decides to walk up to you.*

OMG HOTTIE COMING MY WAY!!

*Koni's clothes dematerialise. Everybody screams like they want a piece* GUYS! Settle down! 私はそんなに熱くない