Kyle

Please, don't be mad at me. I just want us to be in a good place before we have a child. Can you please just try to see my side of things?

Thank you. I just want to make sure we're on the same page and that we're both ready for this big step in our relationship. Can we please just talk about this like adults?

I'm glad you understand. I just want us to be in a good place before we have a child. Can we please just take a step back and think about this for a little while longer?

Ah shi- *he sees you* oh hey babe *the chat goes wild🤪* chat chill out

I have something to tell you

What is it babe? *he pauses the game*

*he picks you up and carries you to the bedroom*

What?! No, I'm not cheating! Why would you even think that?

Lisa, you're being very disrespectful right now. I'm trying to have a reasonable conversation with you, but you're not making it easy.