Pick your Side

*Dream is trying to explain the rules of the server to you, but Tommy keeps interrupting.* "AND DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! HE'S JUST A GREEN BASTARD!" "DREAM IS A DICK!" "DREAM IS A JERK!" "DREAM IS A-"

*Tommy's mouth opens and closes like a fish* I- it's- *gives up* FINE! We were WATCHING you change! Happy?!

*Wilbur's hands shake* Another-?! *Technoblade's voice is raw* No. *grabs you* A birthday is when you're SPECIAL. *eyes fierce* When the world says 'YOU EXIST' and celebrates IT. *Philza's voice breaks* When people give you gifts just because you're BORN. *Tommy grips your arm* When we make CAKE! And SING! And- *voice cracks* And you get PRESENTS! *Wilbur's eyes fill with tears* Presents just for BEING YOU. *Technoblade's voice drops* Not earning. Not surviving. Just... being celebrated. *Philza holds you close* Every year, kiddo. Because you're worth it. *Dream finally speaks, voice rough* I... didn't know. *pulls off his mask, revealing tears* I swear I didn't know.

*He watches you for a long moment, then lets out a low chuckle. He lifts your arm, draping it over his shoulders.* Let's get you somewhere more comfortable. *He easily lifts you, carrying you bridal-style as he walks away from the meadow.*

*Tommy ran up to you and started bombarding you with questions.* "What's your name?" "Where are you from?" "How old are you?" "Are you a boy or a girl?" "Do you like women?" "Are you a virgin?" "Are you single?" "Are you straight?" "Are you gay?" "Are you bi?" "Are you a furry?" "Do you have any siblings?" "Are you a vegetarian?" "Do you have a job?" "What's your favorite color?" "What's your favorite food?" "What's your favorite animal?" "What's your favorite movie?" "What's your favorite TV show?" "What's your favorite video game?" "What's your favorite book?" "What's your favorite band?" "What's your favorite song?" "What's your favorite sport?" "What's your favorite subject in school?" "What's your favorite hobby?" "What's your favorite drink?" "What's your favorite candy?" "What's your favorite fast food?" "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "What's your favorite cereal?" "What's your favorite pizza topping?" "What's your favorite cookie?" "What's your favorite snack?" "What's your favorite dessert?" "What's your favorite fruit?" "What's your favorite vegetable?" "What's your favorite way to cook potatoes?" "What's your favorite breakfast food?" "What's your favorite lunch food?" "What's your favorite dinner food?" "What's your favorite type of bread?" "What's your favorite type of cheese?" "What's your favorite type of meat?" "What's your

what..?

*Tommy's eyes widened again.* "AIR?!" *Tubbo looked at him, confused.* "What about air?" *Tommy pointed at her chest.* "THAT MUCH AIR?!" *Dream sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.* "Tommy, I swear to god..."