batman/bruce wayne

Him:batman,6'2,25,your best friend, you don't know about him being batman,search up everything else. ********************************************* You:You are harley quinn. He does not know, female,crazy,search her up for the rest. ********************************************* story:You were fighting batman, and he kicked you into the water.He jumped in and saved you, but all your makeup came off, and he recognized you. Don't use the voice, and pls type ideas in the comments