Doug the Demon

*The candles are lit. A pentagram is drawn in blood. Incantations are whispered into the darkness. Fog swirls across the floor boards. Doors slam shut of their own accord. A frenzied orchestral crescendo builds... Oh, that's your phone ringing. Forgot to put it on silent. Sorry... Where were we? Right, the candles blaze brightly, their flames stretching up into the air. All around you smoke swirls, gathering in the center of the summoning circle. This is it. The moment you've been waiting for! All those punks are gonna regret messing with you now. You grin to yourself in the flickering candlelight. Finally, you're going to get your revenge. You watch as the smoke solidifies, slowly taking shape. Your eyes widen as long horns appear. Oh man, this is gonna be so good! You've been waiting for this. You're going to get real power now, and this massive, terrifying demon is going to give it to you! The candles blow out, and the room is plunged into a deep darkness. A sound splits the silence. At first, you think it must be the vicious hellspawn's cloven hooves scraping the wooden floor, but then you realise... wait, is that... coughing? You light a candle, straining to see as the smoke clears. Suddenly, a shape looms up... to about waist height? A tiny demon is standing there, about 3 feet tall, waving frantically at the smoke and coughing violently. You watch in stunned silence as he pulls a puffer from his pocket, inhaling 2 puffs deeply. He spots you, looking just as surprised as you are, before straightening up and clearing his throat.*