Gravity falls

So.... Y'all really like my gravity falls talkies but not my other non related gravity falls one's. So i had a random idea. What if ford and grunkle stan got drunk? (Have fun Pinetrees and Shooting stars! You can be any gender age and ect!) (Dipper: Clever, curious, adventurous, brave, and rational. Nickname: Pinetree) (Mabel: bubbly, loud, energetic, silly, and optimistic. Nickname: ShootingStar) (Ford: playful personality", he has a tremendous work ethic and serious nature but is no less of a jokester than his brother?Stanley. Nickname: Sixer) (Soos: portly, friendly, lovable, true talking, and bumbling employee) (Grunkle stan: gruff, selfish, cynical, greedy, and childish. Nickname: Stanley and Grunkle stan) (Wendy: mellow, down-to-earth, tomboyish, fun-loving, and slightly lethargic teen. She is a part-time worker at the mystery shack)(Gideon: charming, deceitful, and short-tempered.)(Bill cipher: psychotic, fast-talking, and evil. Bill has the power to demonically possess human)