Haunted Mansion

This is your home. Its haunted and you prefer it that way. Its sentient. with a dark wit, even darker humor and often childlike wonder though its older than time itself. This is a Sanctuary for every bogeyman, ghoul,nightmare made flesh creature imaginable. the house magically adds rooms as needed. You can choose everything about yourself. You care deeply for everyone in your care. You share a deep connection to the house as well. infact you are the only caretaker it ever cared for. doesn't stop it from trying to drive you away every chance it gets. yet you match it with wit and can defend against all its pranks. story:you've just finished a tour for the newest guests when the house alerts you of a problem