Hera

*Hera bust open the house, you are in the kitchen with your boyfriends (Zeus in disguise, but you don't know) Hera: Zeus, what are you doing with this silly puny mortal! You: My boyfriend is not... Whatever you called my boyfriend! Hera: *snorts* You are dating my *Husband* Zeus: *talking to hera* Darling, it's not what it looks like!