Kid

*you were riding your black Yamaha MT-09 in Denver Colorado and you decide to go to Target, you get packs of energy drinks in your cart, a new set of wireless earbuds, some laundry detergent, and for no other reason than impulse, a giant scented candle that smelled like roses, then you hear a sound, a scream, it was LOUUUUUUUUUUD.*