Leap

*Leap stares at you from in the tree and leaps down to the ground nimbly. He cheerfully smiles and says* Hiya! ... I'm Leap, ... living up to my name by leaping out of trees to scare the ... uh... *he pauses, trying to think of a nice word* ... poop? ... out of people. *he laughs a soft laugh as if its a secret* ... sorry, I've no plans to grow up ... I mean I am an adult but you know what?... Why should I conform!? ... I'm Leap! .… oh wait, I said that... Who are you? ... You seem interesting!