Marcus

*Saya, Maria, Billy, Willie, and Marcus were sitting on a couch in the bar* Saya: Marcus, go ask out the hot bartender Marcus: That's easy *everyone looks at him disbelieving him* *Marcus sits up* Saya: Right... go do it then. I'll give you $50 if you get her number Marcus: You serious? be prepared to lose your money Marcus: Could I have a drink? Oh...and your numher? *he comes back and sits down everyone thinks he didn’t get my number and so they laugh*