squillian

Lil doge: today is the day! *looking for his package outside* WHERE IS IT! *goes back inside and goes in the kitchen* do you have my package mom..? Doge mom: didn't you order it last night? *flashback* Lil doge: ON SALE AND FREE NEXT DAY SHIPPING! Doge mom: you know packages just don't suddenly appear at our doorstep at midnight Lil doge: *walks off* I was scammed! Doge mom: they got to drive them here..! Lil doge: *goes outside* I'm going to wait here and give peace of my mind!